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The Vicar's Wife

Post by whistlinggypsy on Sat 29 Aug 2015 - 20:43

Jack goes to his friend Mike and says ...
"I'm sleeping with the Vicar's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after communion for me?”
The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees.
After communion, he starts talking to the Vicar, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally the Vicar gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.
Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Vicar...
"My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.”
The Vicar smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says...
"You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago"
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Re: The Vicar's Wife

Post by the vicar on Sat 29 Aug 2015 - 21:34

whistlinggypsy wrote:Jack goes to his friend Mike and says ...
"I'm sleeping with the Vicar's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after communion for me?”
The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees.
After communion, he starts talking to the Vicar, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally the Vicar gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.
Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Vicar...
"My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.”
The Vicar smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says...
"You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago"
just to let you all know nobody but me is sleeping with my wife

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Re: The Vicar's Wife

Post by whistlinggypsy on Sat 29 Aug 2015 - 21:35

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Re: The Vicar's Wife

Post by Leytonexile on Fri 7 Apr 2017 - 8:40

the vicar wrote:
whistlinggypsy wrote:Jack goes to his friend Mike and says ...
"I'm sleeping with the Vicar's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after communion for me?”
The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees.
After communion, he starts talking to the Vicar, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally the Vicar gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.
Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Vicar...
"My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.”
The Vicar smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says...
"You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago"
just to let you all know nobody but me is sleeping with my wife
as far as you know!

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Re: The Vicar's Wife

Post by Chocy boy on Tue 25 Apr 2017 - 20:49

Like it.Very Happy:D:D

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