Subject: Gold plated customer service Mon 5 Aug 2013 - 12:59
I ordered some thing from Ebay yesterday , and today I got an email , not your usual notice that goods have been dispatched .
Message from seller: Hi Your purchase has been gently taken from the shelves of THE STORE FOR BARGAINS with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow. A team of 50 employees inspected your order and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing. Our packing specialist then lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your goods into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy. We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Greater Manchester waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in our private jet today. We hope you had a wonderful time shopping at THE STORE FOR BARGAINS. And In commemoration, we have placed your picture on our wall as "Customer of the Year." We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to THE STORE FOR BARGAINS
Subject: Re: Gold plated customer service Mon 5 Aug 2013 - 16:49
C'mon Baz, what you been buying ??
More shiny, glittery stuff for R ??
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Subject: Re: Gold plated customer service Mon 5 Aug 2013 - 23:10
I think thats Brilliant, a retailer with a sense of humour.
Posts : 567 Join date : 2013-07-05 Age : 75 Location : Yarkshire man Through and Through now living in France ..."Todmordenn".?? Where is Todmorden.. I heard somebody say "Todmorden" it is in Lancashire.... Thank goodness...Ken you nearly had me going there
Subject: Re: Gold plated customer service Tue 6 Aug 2013 - 19:26