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tessajoe

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PostSubject: adopt a seagull   adopt a seagull Icon_minitimeMon 30 Dec 2013 - 23:17

as you all know seagulls are part of our everday life  Smile .
but they are in danger of not stealing your fish and chips,attacking you,and crapping all over your vehicles.
all i ask for is 10 pound per month{payable via paypal to my account in honduras}
and i will guarantee they will carry on as normal{phew}
and i will send you pictures of them making a right nuisance of themselves all over the country.
you are not allowed to ask how much a year i will earn from this new venture.but i am a charity{applied last week for my charity status}
but all the money i recieve will be spent on expences{a new villa in tenerife}
so along with my other ventures,adopt a donkey,adopt a snow leopard,adopt a dolphin,adopt a scarecrow,we are now doing the biggest rip off since adopt a polar bear.
but when you adopt a seagull you will get a photo to put on your windscreen,the seagulls will see the photo and crap on your vehicle{guaranteed}
so come on people start sending the dosh.
ps i will accept a fiver a month if your on hard times. Twisted Evil 

my margarita is my first customer,and she got to name her seagull,she has called it LUCKY argh  Cool
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PostSubject: Re: adopt a seagull   adopt a seagull Icon_minitimeTue 31 Dec 2013 - 10:30

Hia

I am sure Rob will adopt one and he would like his to live in Llandudno and possible call it Bommer
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PostSubject: Re: adopt a seagull   adopt a seagull Icon_minitimeTue 31 Dec 2013 - 15:38

Just been for a stroll along the Southport Pier (reet chilly but lots of  sunny  ) and we never saw one single seagull so I think that nice chap from Honduras has cornered the market with his charity idea so may I should send him a few tenners and get our seagulls back.

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PostSubject: Re: adopt a seagull   adopt a seagull Icon_minitimeTue 31 Dec 2013 - 16:11

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Can you send me your paypal address, I would like to subscribe and could you tell  me if you will be doing adopt a bee  then I could really get stung
How I miss the guano crust all over my motor home, not noticed by many because motor homes are gull poo coloured deliberately in anticipation of seaside visits.  Guarantees of their continued deposits are not to be sniffed Suspect  at, I would like to support this worthy cause.
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PostSubject: Re: adopt a seagull   adopt a seagull Icon_minitimeTue 31 Dec 2013 - 16:33

well  LUCKY did not last long,passed it today on the road in maghull  Sad .margarita very upset,

but alas all is not lost as she has adopted another one{at a cheap fiver a month}

and the new name is whitey  Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: adopt a seagull   adopt a seagull Icon_minitimeTue 31 Dec 2013 - 16:36

Well at least he will stay Whitey whereas Lucky.........................
£5 a month, you are far to soft.
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